Doggy humor: Retirement plans
By Hobo HudsonOne of my doggy friends asked me what I planned to do if anything should happen to my mom and dad. I replied that I am well on my way to becoming a millionaire and if anything should happen, I plan to buy a luxury condo on the beach, where I and my four cat sisters will live for the rest of our lives. We will have a maid to vacuum the sand out of the carpet, and my sisters can spend all day at the beach, loafing and trying to talk surfcasters out of one of their fish.
My friend looked at me funny and said, "You'd better read your mom's story about pets’ future again.”
When I perused the story my mom wrote a little while ago, I was shocked to discover that, under Florida law, I and my cat sisters don't own a thing. Even worse, according to the law, we are chattel, just like cows, horses, vehicles and other equipment. I, my cat sisters and everything I own would merge with all the other movable property that had belonged to my parents.